M - Let me carry that.
W - You what!?
M - Let me take your bag, I'm stronger.
W - Well I'm younger.
M - Are you trying to be a strong indipendent woman?
W - So we're starting that argument again?
M - Sorry! I'm just trying to be nice.
W - We're past the old fashion days.
M - Now what's wrong with being old fashion?
W - There's more then one reason.
M - C'mon tell me one then.
W - I've said it and I'll say it again.
You have to be modern in a modern society
and what you think is wrong and it's silly.
M - You're closeminded in your openmindness
so there's alot you miss.
W - Like what? Please tell me.
You know it all with a willy.
M - You say that what I think about women is silly
but you never put yourself in my way of thinking.
W - Because it's stinking.
M - Or in anyone elses for that matter...
W - You want me to do that rather?
Think like Strindberg for a while
or adapt Henry the 8ths style?
M - Well about him; that's what I mean with looking at the vision of other...
W - But why!?
M - Well, you don't exactly know what happend maybe he had a dominant mother.
Maybe he liked his servants more than the women he was going to marry...
W - What are you trying to say?
That Henry the 8th was gay!?
M - If he would have been he becomes more understandable
even his actions night be more reasonable
he was just a (too powerfull) victim of his time.
W - Hah! So you mean in that case decapitating women isn't a real crime...
M - No! I'm just trying to have a look inside his head.
W - That won't help the women that are dead.
M - Oh, they were probably sluts anyway...
W - And wasn't he?
M - Whom Henry? Of course not!
W - So only a women can be slut.
What if they were just having fun?
M - Isn't that something they should do with their own man...
W - This is like "The whore and the hypocrite".
M - What's that shit?
W - Wait! First give me your jacket and then I'll explain
M - I know, it's getting colder...
Of course, I'll lay around your shoulder.
W - You're a whore and I'm a hypocrite
I can't think of anything more disgusting than that
That you must have, just to have
That I sleep around too but condemn the way you live
and what you give
That I think that you break again love
but what I do is just play and silly.
But just the thought of someone naked hugs your body
and my double moral without remorse
gives me anger, indigestions and blurrs.
M - Differences are there to be!
So why don't you just let them be
and we'll all be happy and healthy
for ever and ever and ever and ever...
W - I can't and I won't and I love you, I do, even if you make me go mad.
M - Well the fact that you don't know your place is quite sad.
W - Give me that hat!
Sad isn't always bad.
M - How did that pop into your head?
W - Lady with the lamp? Lots of people dead sad but good.
Joan of arc didn't actually behave the way french women should.
M - They play on emotions, that's what women do.
W - Well should I name you other clever ones too!?
Like Hypatia of Alexandria that invented the library?
M - Oh. She got thorn in four pieces now, didn't she?
W - Or Eleanor of Aquitaine, ruled france, organised a crusade...
M - Hah! Now you're speaking against yourself!
Wasn't she the grand grand mother of Henry the 8th?
W - Don't talk shite.
M - Come here!
W - No! but I don't want to!
M - You've got a nice little face my dear.
To be fair with that bum you have to.
W - Oh do I? Do I? Don't you think it's too fat?
M - Hah! Don't you break your pretty little head over that.
W - Do you like my new dress?
M - Yes, you always dress to impress.
W - But your not even looking.
M - No.
W - No, no, no, no! You're supposed to be looking when I tell you so.
M - Take it of then, don't be shy...
W - I don't want to why?
Well if you take yours of then.
M - Again and again and again, will you ever quit.
W - Look what modern metrosexual man I've turned you into.
M - It's really fun to say that to you too.
Spike Raquette & Christien Bax - VAV4 & Image & Language